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Isa’s Knees Correctly Predicted Chloe Would Be a Damp Squib
Left knee quiet; right knee 'only drizzle'; Met Office quietly impressed.
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Self-Taught Gherkin Sommelier Opens Pop-Up Ahead of ‘Everyday Fixes’
Fictional Scone man pairs pickles with Tunnock's for reasons he cannot explain.
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Woman Who Waved at Every Diverted Bus Now Recognises 14 Drivers by Toot
Fictional Blairgowrie retiree compiling a toot-dialect dictionary.
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Man With 40 Laminators Declares Chloe Stamp ‘A Teachable Moment’
Fictional Tulloch collector pivoting to Unnamed Weather Endurance Cards.
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Meet Shona, Who Corrects Council Maps With a Red Pen From Her Kitchen
Fictional Invergowrie retiree has fixed Methven twice before breakfast.
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Retired Art Teacher Turns Sandbags Into Life-Size Highland Cow
Fictional Abernethy sculpture 'both flood defence and moo'.
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Woman With 300 Candles ‘Finally Vindicated’ by Power Cut
Fictional Coupar Angus collector says husband 'owes her an apology and possibly a candle'.
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Man Who Insists His Shed Is a Boat Finally Gets to Test It
Fictional Kinfauns 'captain' says shed 'handled beautifully in a swell'.
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Granny Who Forecasts Weather With Her Knees Beats Met Office for Third Storm Running
Fictional Bridge of Earn pensioner's 'left knee is never wrong'.
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Meet Doug, Who Can Tell Whose Bin Is Whose ‘by the Lean’
Fictional Tulloch man has catalogued 400 bins by personality.
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