Local Characters · Pitlochry
Wilma Rattray, 81, Has Kept a £1 Coin for Pitlochry Town Hall Since 1987, ‘Just in Case’
Pensioner delighted hall is going to the community; will 'keep the coin anyway'.
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Local Characters · Letham
Tam McGlashan, 49, Plans to Be First Out of Perth Escape Room ‘Having Trained at Inveralmond on Saturdays’
Letham man says years of exiting car parks have prepared him. Has a stopwatch and a flask.
Local Characters · Scone
Brenda Fairweather, 66, Says Glendoick Is ‘Late’: Her Tree Went Up in July
Scone woman's festive season now runs eleven months. Husband says the tinsel 'never fully comes down'.
Local Characters · North Muirton
Big Eck, 58, Has Left Every Saints Game in the 85th Minute for 22 Years and Missed Every Late Goal
Season-ticket holder's traffic strategy under review after Campbell equaliser. 'I heard it from the car park,' he says.
Local Characters · Craigie
Agnes Mathieson, 74, Carries Three Umbrellas on a Dry Day ‘Because That’s When They Get You’
Craigie pensioner refuses to trust 15°C sunshine. Neighbours describe her as 'prepared beyond science'.
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Isa’s Knees Forecast ‘Chilly but Watchable’ for Kick-Off; Brian Told to Bring Coat
Left knee: light breeze. Right knee: take a flask. Met Office: broadly agrees.
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Shona’s Red Pen Granted Ceremonial Rest Day; Map Remains Correct
Invergowrie cartographer on light duties after AI week; pen still feared.
Local Characters
Man Appointed Unofficial Flask Steward for North Stand Approaches
Checks lids, lends spares, forbids soup politics.
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Woman Runs Bridie Lobby From a Kitchen Table; Gherkins Have Not Replied
Fictional Forfar-adjacent campaigner demands flaky parity on Budget Day.
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Meet Dougie, Who Lends Clipboards to Planning Sagas and Asks No Questions
Fictional Dunkeld stationery saint; stamps sold separately.
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