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Woman Runs Bridie Lobby From a Kitchen Table; Gherkins Have Not Replied
Fictional Forfar-adjacent campaigner demands flaky parity on Budget Day.
Petition sheets and pastry. Photo: Internet Archive Book Images, “American homes and gardens (1911) (17531060274)”, via Wikimedia Commons, No restrictions
PERTH — Fictional campaigner Ena Moffat has printed Bridie Amendment leaflets on the reverse of old shopping lists.
“Gherkins got a mention,” she said. “Pastry wants a paragraph.”
Her MP has not responded. Her oven has.
The real story: Fictional.
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Ena’s leaflets are on my fridge. The oven supports her.
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Gherkins have not replied. Classic.
— Robbie K., Perth, 28 October 2026
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