Shona’s Red Pen Granted Ceremonial Rest Day; Map Remains Correct
Invergowrie cartographer on light duties after AI week; pen still feared.

Red pen on map. Photo: Moll, Herman, d. 1732, “India Proper or the Empire of the Mogul. Agreeable to modern history. By H. Moll Geographer. (Printed and sold by T. Bowles (IA dr india-proper-or-the-empire-of-the-mogul-agreeable-to-modern-history-by-h-00434079)”, via Wikimedia Commons, Public domain
INVERGOWRIE — Fictional map-corrector Shona Reilly is on a ceremonial rest day after relocating Auchterarder home.
“The pen is sleeping,” she said. “Do not wake it with AI.”
Neighbours report sleeping better.
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