← Front Page
Local Characters
Kinross Man Who Guesses Storm Names Correctly Every Year Refuses to Reveal Method
Fictional Gordie Bell: 'It's in the tea leaves. And the list they publish.'
A man, predicting. Photo: Jebulon, “Weather vane Trinitatis kirke Copenhagen Denmark”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC0
KINROSS — Fictional Gordie Bell has correctly predicted every named storm for nine years. Locals suspect a connection to the fact the names are published in advance. He calls this “slander”.
His tip for Tuesday is Chloe, “and after that I’m saying something with a D”.
The real story: Context: possible Storm Chloe Tuesday (STV).
Letters to the Editor
The views expressed are those of the reader, and frankly that's on them.
No letters yet. The town is uncharacteristically quiet.
Write to the Editor