Opinion
They Took Away May Day. What’s Next — the Tattie Holidays? The Second of January?
A parent warns: 'Today it's a Monday in May. Tomorrow it's Hogmanay.'
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Opinion
Every Time a Perth Shop Closes, Somebody Commissions a Report Into Why Shops Are Closing
A columnist calculates Perth now has more high street strategies than high street shops.
Opinion
When a Car Park Says It’s Full, It Is Not Asking for Your Opinion
A plea from a man who has spent forty years being told 'there'll be a space somewhere'.
Opinion
My Tent Will Pay the Same Tourist Tax as a Five-Star Suite, and Frankly My Tent Is Insulted
A camper writes: 'My accommodation has a hole in it. Yours has a sommelier.'
Sport
Saints Women Return From International Break, Confirm International Breaks Are ‘Bad for Everyone, Always’
Football's most disruptive invention blamed for 'everything from rusty legs to the weather'.
Sport
Saints Fifth Ahead of Ibrox Trip; Fans Advised to Enjoy the View From the Table While It Lasts
Supporters urged to screenshot the league table 'for the grandchildren'.
Sport
Saints Star Says Team ‘Can’t Be Bullied’; Perth Fans Ask If That Also Covers the Price of a Pie
Defiant words inspire supporters to stand up to 'big lads, high balls and catering'.
Sport
Saints Had Substitution Board Ready Moments Before Equaliser, Confirming the Board Is Cursed
Kitman reportedly 'holding it like a live grenade' as two subs waited on the touchline.
Sport
Flare Pause Halts Saints Attack; Fans Insist It Was the Only Thing That Ever Could
An unbroken St Johnstone attack is 'a rare and fragile thing, like a Perth summer'.
Planning
Councillors Approve ‘Vital’ Return of Bridge of Earn Filling Station; Village Weeps Into Its Unleaded
Buying petrol without driving to buy petrol hailed as 'a miracle of modern governance'.