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Monday, 2 November 2026
Lead: Aberfeldy Twins With the ‘Scottish Capital of Texas’; Town Begins Training Highland Cattle to Answer to ‘Y’all’
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Sunday, 1 November 2026
Lead: Giant Sausage Rolls Reach Blair Atholl; A9 Traffic Slows as Drivers Stop to Check if They Need a Second Car to Carry One Home
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Saturday, 31 October 2026
Lead: Halloween and Christmas Square Up on Perth High Street as Switch-On Line-Up Lands Before the Guisers Are Out
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Friday, 30 October 2026
Lead: Aberfeldy Votes to Stay Twinned With Texas; Town Prepares for Influx of Stetsons, Salado Braces for Midges
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Thursday, 29 October 2026
Lead: Bell’s Sports Centre to Return as ‘Unheated Covered Space’; Perth Asks Whether That Is Just Outside With a Lid
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Wednesday, 28 October 2026
Lead: Dunkeld Quarry Expansion Faces Fresh EIA Scrutiny; Slate Takes Notes With a Magnifying Glass
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Tuesday, 27 October 2026
Lead: Storm Chloe Ghosts Perth After Booking Tuesday Slot; Loyalty Card Holders Demand Refund of Nothing
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Monday, 26 October 2026
Lead: Perth Issues Storm Loyalty Card as Storm Chloe Books Tuesday Slot: ‘Collect Four, Get a Fifth Free’
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Sunday, 25 October 2026
Lead: Storm Boelo Arrives in Perth, Is Told to Take a Number Behind Storm Austen
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Saturday, 24 October 2026
Lead: Leaning Tower of Perth: Scott Street Chimney Declares Itself ‘Basically Pisa’, Demands Agent
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Friday, 23 October 2026
Lead: Storm Austen Rolls In; Perth Celebrates End of ‘The Sunshine Incident’ With Full Umbrella Protocol
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Thursday, 22 October 2026
Lead: It Happened: Sun Appears Over Perth for 47 Minutes; Entire City Closes Umbrellas in Unison, Then Panics
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Wednesday, 21 October 2026
Lead: Perth and Dundee Finally Agree on Something: The A90 Roadworks Are Entirely the Other City’s Fault
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Tuesday, 20 October 2026
Lead: Met Office Forecasts ‘Dry With Bright Spells’ for Thursday; Perth Declares a Major Incident
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Monday, 19 October 2026
Lead: Perth Traffic Lights Confirm They Have Been Working a ‘Strictly Nine-to-Five’ Contract and Do Not Do Nights
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Sunday, 18 October 2026
Lead: Aberfeldy Twinning Row Escalates as Town Demands Texas Prove It Can Cope With a Wet Tuesday in February
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Friday, 16 October 2026
Lead: £7m Broxden Filter Lanes to Divert Traffic Away From Roundabout, Into Slightly Smaller Roundabout, Then Back Into Roundabout
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Thursday, 15 October 2026
Lead: Perth and Kinross Council Insists It Will Not Be Merged With Dundee ‘While There Is Still Breath in Its Body and Money in the Biscuit Tin’