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Community council presses on with Salado link after an angry public meeting. A representative will head to the Salado Highland Games next month, where locals hope someone will finally explain what a 'yee-haw' is in Gaelic.
Specialist in airbeds, rubber rings and inflatable crocodiles closes after decades of waiting for the pool debate to end.
Unique Halloween business rented ghost costumes for £2 a night. Final stock count: one sheet, three eyeholes.
Specialist cobbler waited three decades for Texan footwear to catch on. Closed one week before twinning confirmed.
Seasonal stall at the bus station sold factor 50 to the people of Perth. Its best day was today, ironically, after it had shut.
Seasonal shop off Scott Street made traditional Halloween lanterns to order. Closed after its final turnip 'simply refused'.
Retired teacher Margaret Bain has walked Loch Leven every morning for 22 years. She says one heron, Derek, is 'very territorial'.
Retired postman Eck Fleming keeps a log, a map and a thermos. He describes portable traffic lights as 'the real characters'.
Isa Ritchie has dressed as a witch every Halloween since 1953. Neighbours say she's 'a legend, but takes all the Tunnock's'.
Graham 'Splash' Mackie says he'll back any pool plan with a flume. He has a laminated card of his best times.