“Scotland's Finest News Source, Allegedly”
Unsafe stack near Scott Street Car Park causes cordon and evacuations; chimney reportedly 'loving the attention' while everyone else gets on with being sensible.
Fictional clock menders 'went back an hour, and stayed there'.
Fictional sweetie shop weighed its last quarter.
Fictional sweeps 'would have had a lot to say this week'.
Autumn produce shows around the world.
Eiffel Tower 'considering options'.
Storm '47b' would be 'less personal'.
Continent-wide shrug at 3am.
Fictional diplomatic overture.
Culture, central heating, and a gift shop.