Obituaries for Shops
Which Way Weather Vanes (1974–2026)
Fictional shop's entire range now pointing in different directions 'out of spite'.
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Monday, 26 October 2026
Obituaries for Shops
Sunny Days Deckchair Hire (2019–2026)
Fictional business finally admits Perth 'might not be the place'.
Obituaries for Shops
Top Hat Millinery (1951–2026)
Fictional milliner's entire stock last seen heading over Kinnoull Hill.
Obituaries for Shops
Bright Ideas Torch & Battery Supplies (1988–2026)
Fictional shop closed after realising it couldn't see its own till during power cut.
Obituaries for Shops
Bags of Fun Sandbag Boutique (Oct 2026–Oct 2026)
Fictional pop-up sold out in four hours; closed to 'enjoy the moment'.
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Retired Art Teacher Turns Sandbags Into Life-Size Highland Cow
Fictional Abernethy sculpture 'both flood defence and moo'.
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Woman With 300 Candles ‘Finally Vindicated’ by Power Cut
Fictional Coupar Angus collector says husband 'owes her an apology and possibly a candle'.
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Man Who Insists His Shed Is a Boat Finally Gets to Test It
Fictional Kinfauns 'captain' says shed 'handled beautifully in a swell'.
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Granny Who Forecasts Weather With Her Knees Beats Met Office for Third Storm Running
Fictional Bridge of Earn pensioner's 'left knee is never wrong'.
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Meet Doug, Who Can Tell Whose Bin Is Whose ‘by the Lean’
Fictional Tulloch man has catalogued 400 bins by personality.