World
Protests Sweep Europe; Perth Stages Its Own Over Price of a Steak Bridie
Placards read 'WE WANT FLAKY PASTRY' and 'NOT £3.40'.
Back Issue
Monday, 26 October 2026
World
Fictional Perth Man Claims He ‘Felt That’ About Everything This Week
Claims to have sensed storms, elections and 'something in Fife'.
World
Venezuelan Opposition Leader Returns Home; Perth Man Returns Library Book From 1994
Both homecomings 'long awaited', say observers.
World
Serbian Students Win Parliamentary Majority; Perth Students Win Argument About Who Finished the Milk
Both described as 'historic' by those involved.
World
Lula Wins Brazil Runoff After Voting Extended by Two Hours; Perth Asks If It Can Extend Bin Day Too
Brazilian count delayed by rain; Perth says 'welcome to our world'.
Breaking · Storm Chloe
Perth Issues Storm Loyalty Card as Storm Chloe Books Tuesday Slot: ‘Collect Four, Get a Fifth Free’
Third named storm in five days told the Fair City is 'fully booked but will try to squeeze her in'; residents now owning more sandbags than socks.
Tourism
Coach Party Leaves Perthshire ‘Very Much Refreshed, Mostly Sideways’
Retired group from Leeds says it was 'the best hair day of our lives, in reverse'.
Tourism
Visitor Levy Consultation Hears Plea to Charge Storms Instead
'They're the ones staying longest and making the most mess,' says imaginary hotelier.
Tourism
Dunkeld Named ‘Cosiest Place to Watch a Storm From Indoors’
Rankings based on number of fireplaces per tearoom.
Tourism
Kinnoull Hill Now Has the Largest Collection of Lost Hats in Europe
Visitors invited to browse 'Hats of Boelo' trail; bring your own head.