Roadworks
A9 Roadworks Paused for Wind; Locals Note They Didn’t Know Any Had Started
Workers 'stood down' from site 'they were last seen on in 2024'.
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Monday, 26 October 2026
Roadworks
Pothole Upgraded to ‘Pond’ After Weekend Rain; Ducks Move In
Fictional residents now applying for fishing permit.
Roadworks
Friarton Road Closed by Floodgates; Drivers Say It’s the Most Honest Closure in Years
'At least we can see why,' says commuter.
Roadworks
Fallen Tree Blocks Road Better Than Any Council Roadwork Ever Has
Engineers 'impressed by efficiency, no signage needed'.
Roadworks
Traffic Cones Blown to Dundee Begin Long Walk Home Along A90
Convoy of 300 cones spotted at Longforgan, 'moving with purpose'.
Good News
Power Cut Choir Concert Goes Ahead Unplugged, Raises £1,200 for Lifeboats
Fictional Methven choir sings by candlelight; 'never sounded better', say members.
Good News
Tortoise Who ‘Went Missing’ Before Storm Was Under the Sofa the Whole Time
Family relieved; tortoise 'unbothered as ever'.
Good News
Tree Surgeons Receive So Much Cake They Have to Hire a Second Van
Grateful residents bake through the storm; crew 'cannot look at a Victoria sponge'.
Good News
Spaniel Returns Eleven Wheelie Bins to Rightful Owners
Fictional dog 'just likes things being where they belong'.
Good News
Street Shares One Generator, Thirty Phones and a Kettle; Declares It ‘Best Night in Years’
Fictional Blairgowrie close holds impromptu ceilidh by phone torchlight.