Breaking · Dunkeld
Dunkeld Quarry Expansion Faces Fresh EIA Scrutiny; Slate Takes Notes With a Magnifying Glass
Council to issue updated screening opinion on Newtyle Hill plans; haulage lorries RSVP politely.
Back Issue
Wednesday, 28 October 2026
Obituaries for Shops
Phase 1 Diversion Souvenir Hut (Eight Days, Blairgowrie)
Closed as Phase 2 began; leftover postcards of Emma Street now half-price.
Obituaries for Shops
Torchlight Darts Emporium (Storm Week–Calmer Wednesday)
Fictional shop sold headtorches for pub finals; demand collapsed when lights returned.
Obituaries for Shops
Wrong Map Mystery Tours (36 hours, 2026)
Fictional operator closed after every tour ended correctly on purpose.
Obituaries for Shops
Everyday Fixes Gherkin PR Desk (Budget Eve–Budget Day)
Fictional desk closed once the bridie amendment arrived and refused to leave.
Obituaries for Shops
LOOK AGAIN Pop-Up Stamp Booth (Tue pm–Wed am, 2026)
Fictional booth closed after everyone borrowed the stamp and forgot to return it.
Local Characters
Isa’s Knees Forecast ‘Chilly but Watchable’ for Kick-Off; Brian Told to Bring Coat
Left knee: light breeze. Right knee: take a flask. Met Office: broadly agrees.
Local Characters
Shona’s Red Pen Granted Ceremonial Rest Day; Map Remains Correct
Invergowrie cartographer on light duties after AI week; pen still feared.
Local Characters
Man Appointed Unofficial Flask Steward for North Stand Approaches
Checks lids, lends spares, forbids soup politics.
Local Characters
Woman Runs Bridie Lobby From a Kitchen Table; Gherkins Have Not Replied
Fictional Forfar-adjacent campaigner demands flaky parity on Budget Day.