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Everyday Fixes Gherkin PR Desk (Budget Eve–Budget Day)
Fictional desk closed once the bridie amendment arrived and refused to leave.

A quiet pickle jar. Photo: Internet Archive Book Images, “Coast watch (1979) (20472133650)”, via Wikimedia Commons, No restrictions
Fictional Gherkin PR traded for one news cycle, issued three press releases, and folded when pastry lobbyists sat on the desk. The jar remains, unbothered.
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