Good News
Community Flask Library Opens on Matchday; Borrow a Thermos, Return It Warm
North Muirton honesty shelf stocked by neighbours; biscuits optional, lid discipline mandatory.
Back Issue
Wednesday, 28 October 2026
World
World Markets Glance at UK Budget Day; Perth Glances at Own Wallet Out of Solidarity
International pages note sterling and speeches; High Street notes the standing charge.
World
Tennis Says Au Revoir to Wawrinka; One-Handed Backhands Everywhere Feel Older
A champion's farewell tour lands in the soft culture pages.
World
Planet Pauses for El Clásico; Perth Only Pauses the Dishwasher
Global football theatre; local negotiation over the remote.
World
Motorsport Crowns a New Winner in Texas; Perth Simulators Overheat in Sympathy
Antonelli's US GP win is the global sports lead; Fair City contributes sweat and snacks.
World
Bolsonaro Hit With Travel Restrictions; Perth Man Accidentally Restricted From Broxden’s Third Exit
Brazil politics rumble on; local satire finds the nearest roundabout.
Tourism
Hills Still Murky: Tourism Board Reminds Visitors That ‘Views’ Are Optional Today
Munro chance low; cafes chance high; navigation still mandatory.
Tourism
‘I Survived the AI Map’ Tea Towels Move to Clearance; Geography Heals
Gift shops pivot to 'North Is This Way' compass keyrings.
Tourism
Halloween Trails Warm Up; Bring Coat, Torch, and Mild Scepticism
Seasonal events across Perthshire; ghosts contractually obliged to stay outdoors.
Tourism
Matchday Beds Scarce Near McDiarmid; One B&B Offers ‘Controlled Optimism’ Package
Flask, scarf hook, and a map that correctly labels Perth.