Sport
Saints v Motherwell: Bounce-Back Night Under the Lights
19:45 McDiarmid; Saints 8th on 12pts, Well 10th on 8; Fowler in form, Fotheringham suspended.
Back Issue
Wednesday, 28 October 2026
Politics
Fictional Bridie Select Committee Demands Evidence Session With a Jar of Gherkins
Witness list: one pastry, one pickle, one standing charge, one honest discussion umbrella.
Politics
Pint Duty Chatter Reaches Perth; Seagull in Flat Cap Already Holding Receipt
National Budget colour: alcohol duties in the mix; local satire: a bird with a +2p tag.
Politics
In-House Bus Business Case Still on Table; Broxden Submits ‘Character Reference’ Unprompted
Councillors weighing options after AI map week; Highland Perthshire watching closely.
Politics
Holyrood Intern Discovers ‘Screening Opinion’; Immediately Applies for One on Own Career
Dunkeld quarry paperwork becomes accidental national metaphor for second thoughts.
Politics
Budget Day: Everyday Fixes Land; Perth Measures Them Against the Gas Bill
Standing charges, prescription freezes and tariff chatter — satire reserved for the gherkins.
Weather (Mostly Rain)
Halloween Outlook: Bring a Coat; Ghosts Prefer Dry Victims
Weekend trending quieter; costume tip — layers under the sheet.
Weather (Mostly Rain)
Leaves Accept Partial Apology for Chloe No-Show; Resume Blocking Drains Professionally
Autumn foliage returns to core business after crisis talks.
Weather (Mostly Rain)
Matchday Feels Like Nine Degrees; Flask Industry Declares Dividend
Partly cloudy for kick-off; light winds; scarves non-optional.
Weather (Mostly Rain)
Unnamed Weather Endurance Card Still Accepting Stamps; Fifth Remains Free of Something
Collectors advised Chloe stamp was a mood; next named system will be billed properly.