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Halloween Outlook: Bring a Coat; Ghosts Prefer Dry Victims
Weekend trending quieter; costume tip — layers under the sheet.
A sheet ghost with a coat. Photo: Nulu iman, “Halloween celebration at lab”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0
PERTH — Looking ahead to Halloween weekend, the pattern looks quieter than the named-storm double bill, but still damp enough that a sheet alone is a lifestyle choice.
“Coat under the costume,” said fictional costume advisor Moira. “Dignity is optional. Hypothermia is not a bit.”
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