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Leaves Accept Partial Apology for Chloe No-Show; Resume Blocking Drains Professionally
Autumn foliage returns to core business after crisis talks.
Leaves, unionised. Photo: Philip Halling, “Beech leaves and drain - geograph.org.uk - 8192243”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0
PERTHSHIRE — After Tuesday’s emotional crisis over Storm Chloe’s non-appearance, leaves have resumed blocking drains, letterboxes and the good intentions of people with brooms.
“We’re professionals,” said a fictional sycamore. “Drama was a one-day offer.”
Please clear drains where safe; don’t risk yourself in floodwater.
The real story: Fictional.
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