Unnamed Weather Endurance Card Still Accepting Stamps; Fifth Remains Free of Something
Collectors advised Chloe stamp was a mood; next named system will be billed properly.
A card, patiently waiting. Photo: brewbooks from near Seattle, USA, “Whats' in My Bag^ Packed - Flickr - brewbooks”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0
PERTH — The fictional Weather Desk confirms the Unnamed Weather Endurance Card remains valid. Austen and Boelo stamps stay. Chloe remains crossed out in red, which collectors insist increases resale value.
“Fifth stamp still free of something,” said a fictional clerk. “We still haven’t decided what. Suggestions on a postcard, preferably dry.”
Secure garden furniture anyway. Umbrellas remain a negotiation.
The real story: Fictional.
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