Local Characters
Meet Dougie, Who Lends Clipboards to Planning Sagas and Asks No Questions
Fictional Dunkeld stationery saint; stamps sold separately.
Back Issue
Wednesday, 28 October 2026
Roadworks
Dundee Cone Diaspora Sends Thoughtful Postcard to Phase 2
'Wish you were temporary,' it reads, in smudged reflective ink.
Roadworks
Pothole-Pond Ducks Monitor Blairgowrie Works ‘In Case Habitat Opens’
Unionised waterfowl eye temporary standing water with professional interest.
Roadworks
Broxden Offers Paid Consultancy to Emma Street; Invoice Written in Circles
Five exits willing to mentor; payment accepted in indicators.
Roadworks
Hospital Run Reminder: Alight Beeches Road; Do Not Alight ‘Emotionally Near the Ward’
Service 63 skip during Phase 2; flasks and patience recommended.
Roadworks
Phase 2 Cones Hold Dawn Briefing; Morale Described as ‘Orange and Ready’
Beeches Road / Emma Street axis goes live; cones request patience and fewer memes.
Good News
Crew Kettle Bracket Still Hanging; Storm Week Gratitude Becomes Standing Order
Biscuits replenished; thanks still due to people who climb poles in wind.
Good News
Primary Class Issues Compass Licences After AI Map Week; North Finally Regulated
Children stamp adults' hands when they point the right way.
Good News
Dunkeld Tearoom Invents ‘Screening Opinion Scone’; Sold Out by Elevenses
Raisins arranged into tiny LOOK AGAIN stamp; proceeds to local good causes.
Good News
Emma Street Compiles Diversion Playlist; Drivers Request More Accordion
Soft opening as scenic bypass includes optional soundtrack from open windows.