World
Europe Lists Most Haunted Hotels; Perth B&B Claims ‘The Ghost of Temporary Lights’
Spectral booking platforms brace for October rush.
Section
World
World
Report Says Europe Remains Travel ‘Powerhouse’; Perth Offers Itself as Soft-Power of Dreich
Domestic and international demand up; Fair City pitches authentic weather.
World
Finland and Norway Call Putin on Peace Talks; Kinross Community Council Calls Everyone Back About the Urn
Diplomatic channels open; urn still empty.
World
Jay-Z Confirmed for Super Bowl Halftime; Perth Karaoke Night Immediately Raises Its Prices
Fictional landlords cite 'global cultural alignment' and a new glitterball.
World
Israelis Vote in First Election Since October 7; Perth Man Votes for Biscuits in Flat Ballot
High turnout reported; Perth flatmate election described as 'also consequential'.
World
Protests Sweep Europe; Perth Stages Its Own Over Price of a Steak Bridie
Placards read 'WE WANT FLAKY PASTRY' and 'NOT £3.40'.
World
Fictional Perth Man Claims He ‘Felt That’ About Everything This Week
Claims to have sensed storms, elections and 'something in Fife'.
World
Venezuelan Opposition Leader Returns Home; Perth Man Returns Library Book From 1994
Both homecomings 'long awaited', say observers.
World
Serbian Students Win Parliamentary Majority; Perth Students Win Argument About Who Finished the Milk
Both described as 'historic' by those involved.
World
Lula Wins Brazil Runoff After Voting Extended by Two Hours; Perth Asks If It Can Extend Bin Day Too
Brazilian count delayed by rain; Perth says 'welcome to our world'.
Advertisement · Entirely Fictional
Lights out? Smells nice. Now in Power Cut, Granny's Hall Cupboard and Wet Dog By The Fire. Never leave a lit candle unattended, even a funny one.
Advertisement · Entirely Fictional
Feeling a bit leany? Restores posture to stacks, steeples and uncles after weddings. Consult a qualified professional. Seriously. — Kinnoull Vitality Co.