World · Time
Half the Planet Still Fiddles With Clocks; Other Half Points and Laughs in Permanent Time
UK falls back Sunday; Queensland remains emotionally superior.
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World · Heritage
Lottery Heritage Cash Keeps Saving Strange Beautiful Buildings; Tea Chutes Have a Moment
Eyemouth smugglers' house joins long list of odd survivors.
World · Education
Global Media Discovers Raisin Monday Foam Fight; Mentorship Experts Confused but Supportive
Centuries-old St Andrews tradition trends; HR departments take notes then delete them.
World · Weather
Europe Shares Storm Names; Britain Still Argues About Clocks; Perth Argues About Both
International weather cooperation continues; time policy does not.
World · Mars
NASA Rover Breaks Driving Record on Mars, Where There Are Famously No Roadworks
Perth asks what the rover's secret is; NASA says 'no cones'.
World · USA
Colorado Wildlife Bridge Cuts Collisions 91%; Elk Reportedly ‘Smug’
Perthshire deer 'watching closely' and drafting a letter.
World · Science
Supercomputer Plays 300 Million Games of Monopoly; Still Not as Long as One Christmas Game in Kinross
Researchers find best strategy wins 43% of games; Kinross family game 'still going since 2019'.
World · London
London Men Joust on Rental E-Bikes in Armour; Perth Says ‘Try That on Crieff Road’
Bike rental company 'disavows' stunt; Perth drivers say diversions 'more dangerous than lances'.
World · Space
Astronomers Find First Green Star; Perth Reports First Yellow One in Weeks
White dwarf glows chartreuse; Perth's glowed for 47 minutes.
World · Wales
Giant Whale Seen Gulping 18,000 Gallons Off Wales; Tay Insists It Could Do That If It Wanted
Fin whale filmed lunge-feeding; Perth's river 'very much in the same league, volume-wise, after a week of rain'.
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