World
Storm Naming Panels Worldwide Agree to Swap Lists ‘For Variety’
Fictional proposal: Typhoon Morag, Hurricane Shuggie.
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Vintage Ford Rally in Australia Enjoys Sunshine; Perth (Scotland) Files Complaint
Perth (WA) also cooler than usual, which is not the same thing.
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Storm Austen Visits France, Complains Croissants ‘Less Resistant Than Bridies’
Winds up to 160km/h across France and UK.
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Brazil Votes in Knife-Edge Election; Perth Offers to Send Storm as Neutral Observer
Second-round polls neck and neck.
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Giant Pumpkin Season Peaks; Contenders ‘Too Big to Fit Through Gates’
Autumn produce shows around the world.
World
Buildings Worldwide Demand Agents After Perth Chimney’s Rise to Fame
Eiffel Tower 'considering options'.
World
Global Weather Agencies Run Out of Names, Consider Numbers
Storm '47b' would be 'less personal'.
World
Rest of Europe Also Moves Clocks, Also Confused
Continent-wide shrug at 3am.
World
Italian Town Proposes Twinning With ‘Wherever That Chimney Is’
Fictional diplomatic overture.
World · Climate
Atlantic Systems Queue Over Northwest Europe; Local Man Asks If We Can Untick ‘Weather’
Unsettled pattern continues into next week.
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