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NASA Rover Breaks Driving Record on Mars, Where There Are Famously No Roadworks
Perth asks what the rover's secret is; NASA says 'no cones'.

Mars, a place with no temporary traffic lights. Photo: NASA/JPL/Cornell University, Maas Digital LLC, “NASA Mars Rover”, via Wikimedia Commons, Public domain
PERTH — NASA’s Perseverance rover has set a new off-world driving distance record, which Perth motorists put down to “no cones, no diversions and nobody from Dundee coming the other way.”
“Give me a road with no roadworks and I’d set records too,” said a Perth commuter. “I’d be on Mars by Christmas.”
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