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Storm Chloe Ghosts Perth After Booking Tuesday Slot; Loyalty Card Holders Demand Refund of Nothing
Met Office declines to name the third storm; Fair City left with yellow warning, sideways rain and a cancelled stamp.
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Lys Hansen Retrospective Announced; Perth Quietly Practises Looking Thoughtful in Galleries
Major show for the Scottish artist's 90th year opens 27 November at Perth Art Gallery.
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Council Eyes In-House Bus Service; Broxden Offers to Be ‘Not Involved, for Once’
£15m a year already spent on transport; Highland Perthshire and Kinross-shire most at risk.
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Blairgowrie Braces for Phase 2 of A93 Closure; Emma Street Quietly Updates Its CV
Buses divert again; hospital run becomes 'a scenic short story'.
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Council’s AI Map Puts Auchterarder Halfway to St Fillans; Locals Ask for Directions Home
Bridge of Earn and Stanley relocated north-east 'for orientation purposes'; Methven briefly becomes a Highland adventure.
Breaking · Storm Chloe
Perth Issues Storm Loyalty Card as Storm Chloe Books Tuesday Slot: ‘Collect Four, Get a Fifth Free’
Third named storm in five days told the Fair City is 'fully booked but will try to squeeze her in'; residents now owning more sandbags than socks.
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Councillors Receive Glover Street Briefing Note; Glover Street Asks to See It Too
Street feels 'very talked about' and would like to know what's being said behind its back.
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X56 Bus to Fife Returns; Passengers Asked to Stop Thanking It Personally
Restored Perth–Halbeath service greeted at stops with applause, bunting and one man holding a tray of tablet.
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Pupils at Closed Schools Spend Monday ‘Learning by Candlelight’, Discover It Is Just Normal Light But Less
A few Perthshire primaries shut due to power cuts after Boelo; children report the day off 'went very fast'.
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Perth Harbour Floodgates Close Overnight; Tay Reportedly ‘Gutted It Wasn’t Invited In’
River said to have stood outside Friarton Road for hours 'like a teenager locked out of a party'.
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