Education
Council’s October Holiday Den-Building Session at North Inch Ends With Children Declaring Independent Den State
Den now has a flag, a border and a strict no-adults policy; council negotiators sent in with juice.
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Local
Transport
M90 Contraflow at Milnathort Enters Third Week; Drivers Begin Forming Small Self-Governing Communities
Northbound lane establishes its own parliament; southbound lane declares independence and starts minting coins.
Local
Taymouth Castle ‘Operations Village’ Approved With Staff Gym but NO Sawmill, Leaving Kenmore Woodworkers Bereft
Locals had hoped for at least a modest sawmill 'for morale'.
Business
Blairgowrie Granted First McDonald’s, Immediately Asks If It Can Do a Raspberry McFlurry ‘Since We Basically Invented Raspberries’
Town's berry growers demand a seat on the McDonald's global menu board.
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