Clocks Gone Back, Mornings Bright: Perth Dog Walkers Report ‘Actually Seeing the Dog’
Sunrise 07:16. Sunset 16:38. Kinnoull man discovers his dog is brown.
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Sunrise 07:16. Sunset 16:38. Kinnoull man discovers his dog is brown.
Supporters who stayed for the 93rd minute rewarded with Campbell equaliser. Those who left 'learn valuable lesson'.
Sheets, towels and one optimistic duvet complete drying cycle outdoors. Pegs overjoyed.
The North Inch landmark survives under the new plan. Joggers report a pleasant feeling, then keep jogging.
Community backs town hall plan by a landslide. Experts call a consultation where people actually agree 'extraordinary'.
Biscuits replenished; thanks still due to people who climb poles in wind.
Children stamp adults' hands when they point the right way.
Raisins arranged into tiny LOOK AGAIN stamp; proceeds to local good causes.
Soft opening as scenic bypass includes optional soundtrack from open windows.
North Muirton honesty shelf stocked by neighbours; biscuits optional, lid discipline mandatory.

Lights out? Smells nice. Now in Power Cut, Granny's Hall Cupboard and Wet Dog By The Fire. Never leave a lit candle unattended, even a funny one.

Feeling a bit leany? Restores posture to stacks, steeples and uncles after weddings. Consult a qualified professional. Seriously. — Kinnoull Vitality Co.