Good News · Community
Single Glove Found on Fence in Scone Reunited With Owner After 11 Years
Community effort hailed as 'Scone's Shawshank'; the other glove 'still at large'.
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Good News · Wildlife
Tay Swans Agree to Stop Hissing at Tourists ‘On a Trial Basis’
Historic ceasefire negotiated with the help of a bag of frozen peas and a very calm man from Bridgend.
Good News · Weather
Sun Actually Comes Out as Forecast; Perth Too Polite to Mention It in Case It Leaves
City conducts entire Thursday in hushed tones; nobody uses the word 'lovely' in case it hears.
Good News · Transport
Perth Dog Learns Bus Timetable, Now Most Punctual Commuter in City
Collie catches the 7.52 every morning to visit the North Inch; bus company considering making him an inspector.
Good News · Broadband
Rural Broadband Arrives in Bridge of Cally; Local Gran Immediately Uses It to Look Up Whether She Still Needs It
7,600 more Perth and Kinross homes now have full fibre; first video call in Glenshee goes so well everyone has to have a lie down.
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