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RNLI urges 'extreme caution' at coasts; everyone should listen.
Ears achieved horizontal for first time.
Unanimous decision by everyone looking out the window.
Kettles on standby in case of reconnection.
Rope shortage reported at fictional hardware shop.
Spiky hero 'didn't even look at the cones'.
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Clocks-back hour 'repurposed for niceness'.
Neighbours and staff rally round affected residents.
Plan to develop an in-house public transport model goes to full council.

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