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Perth Declares Sunday an Official ‘Blanket and Biscuit Day’
Unanimous decision by everyone looking out the window.
Indoors, as it should be. Photo: Acabashi, “Bacon butty and mug of tea at Copsale Hall, Nuthurst, West Sussex, England”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0
PERTH — With an amber warning and an extra hour in hand, Perth has unofficially declared Sunday a day for blankets, soup and old films. Productivity is expected to fall to zero, morale to rise to eleven.
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