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Sunshine, crunchy leaves and no rain until nightfall. North Inch dogs have declared it the best day of the year, again.
Classrooms have been practising for weeks. Householders told to expect punchlines that actually make sense.
Three days of festive fun cost nothing to get in. Families say it's the one weekend they don't have to explain what a budget is.
Residents fighting quarry plans welcome a second look. They held a small party, with music turned down 'out of respect for the quiet'.
A community steps in to save a much-loved building. Residents say they 'had the pound ready', but it took five years of paperwork.
A heartwarming moment on South Street as a driver spots a woman with shopping hurrying for the stop and simply waits.
Long-running ladder situation resolved, sort of. Street celebrates with a cup of tea and some careful re-negotiation.
The RSPB says the new trail will be inclusive. Parents welcome it. Geese say nothing but look supportive.
A council transport contract means the small Perthshire school's athletes can get to fixtures. Rivals in Meigle are said to be 'very worried'.
Sunshine, 14°C and a light breeze produce what one Craigie woman called 'the best drying day since August'.
Lights out? Smells nice. Now in Power Cut, Granny's Hall Cupboard and Wet Dog By The Fire. Never leave a lit candle unattended, even a funny one.
Feeling a bit leany? Restores posture to stacks, steeples and uncles after weddings. Consult a qualified professional. Seriously. — Kinnoull Vitality Co.