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Obituaries · Kinnoull Street

PERTH BROLLY HIRE (2019–2026): Umbrella Rental Kiosk Succumbs to Sunny Intervals

Much-loved stall could not survive a 10 per cent chance of rain. Survived by 400 umbrellas, all dry.

PERTH BROLLY HIRE (2019–2026): Umbrella Rental Kiosk Succumbs to Sunny Intervals

An umbrella, now between jobs. Photo: CW HADIC M223 KSUM, “HK AM Admiralty Station MTR sale 縮骨遮 umbrella February 2023 Px3 01”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0

PERTH BROLLY HIRE, the umbrella-rental kiosk that served Kinnoull Street shoppers for seven damp years, closed its shutters for the final time this week after a run of mild, dry weather left it with no customers and a deep sense of betrayal.

Founded in the wet spring of 2019, the kiosk once hired out 1,200 umbrellas in a single July afternoon. Its proudest moment came in August 2023, when it ran out entirely and the owner lent out his own coat.

Its final day was 29 October 2026: sunny intervals, 15°C, a 10 per cent chance of rain. “We hired out one umbrella,” said a former staff member. “A tourist wanted it for a photo.”

Survived by 400 umbrellas, all dry, and a laminated sign reading BACK WHEN IT RAINS. Flowers may be left at the kiosk, under a canopy, just in case.

The real story: Perth forecast (Met Office)

Letters to the Editor

The views expressed are those of the reader, and frankly that's on them.

  1. Gone too soon. One dry Thursday and that’s it. Brutal business.

    — Angus R., Bridgend, 29 October 2026
  2. I hired an umbrella there once and they never asked for it back. I still feel guilty.

    — Sandra M., Perth, 29 October 2026

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