Garden Furniture of Perthshire Stages Mass Walkout; Patio Set Spotted in Fife
Union of Plastic Chairs says members 'simply felt the call'.
Chairs, contemplating freedom. Photo: Acabashi, “Copped Hall Gardens plastic chairs, Epping, Essex, England”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0
PERTH — Garden furniture across the county has staged an unauthorised walkout, with one fictional patio set reportedly last seen crossing the Tay heading for St Andrews.
“They’ve been out there all summer getting rained on,” said a sympathetic shed. “Can you blame them?” Residents are urged to bring loose items indoors before they apply for asylum in Dundee.
The real story: Context: Met Office advice to secure loose items.
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