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Bins Cancel Own Collection Day: ‘We’re Not Going Out in That’
First time in recorded history bins have shown better judgement than humans.
A bin, staying put. For now. Photo: Kritzolina, “Waste collection in Munich 01”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0
PERTH — In a fictional statement, the city’s bins said they would not be standing at the kerb during an amber warning “as a matter of basic self-respect”.
“We’ve seen what happened to the ones who went out on Saturday,” said a blue recycling bin, gesturing south. Residents are advised to keep bins in and check real council updates for any collection changes.
The real story: Fictional.
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