Weather
Perth Launches ‘Hood Drawstring Tightness Index’; Sunday Rated ‘Full Raisin’
Scale runs from 'Casual' to 'Only Nose Visible'.
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Weather
Storm Chloe Already Booked for Tuesday; Perth Asks If It Could At Least Bring Biscuits
Third storm in a week sends calendar into therapy.
Weather
Rain Furious at Being Given Only a Yellow Warning: ‘I Was Here First’
Heavy downpours in Perthshire until 3pm, says Met Office.
Weather
Met Office Clarifies Amber Warning Is ‘Not the Fun Kind of Amber Like a Traffic Light You Can Race’
Gusts to 70mph; 80mph on the coast.
City Centre
Leaning Chimney Issues Statement: ‘I Am Not Leaning Further, I Am Simply Listening to the Wind’
South Methven Street's most famous stack keeps cordon company through the storm.
Storm Boelo
Trampoline Sighting Hotline Opens; Callers Report ‘Just Bouncing Along the A9’
Fictional hotline swamped within minutes.
Council
Bins Cancel Own Collection Day: ‘We’re Not Going Out in That’
First time in recorded history bins have shown better judgement than humans.
Storm Boelo
Garden Furniture of Perthshire Stages Mass Walkout; Patio Set Spotted in Fife
Union of Plastic Chairs says members 'simply felt the call'.
Obituaries for Shops
Wick & Wax Candle Emporium (2003–2026)
Fictional shop's slogan: 'Burn Bright'. Shop: Did.
Obituaries for Shops
Panel Beaters Fencing Supplies (1979–2026)
Ironically sold out of stock just before the storm.