Tourism
CalMac Cancels Everything; Island Holidaymakers Reclassified as ‘Residents’
All west coast services off for the weekend.
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Tourism
VisitPerthshire Rebrands Region as ‘Scotland’s Natural Wind Tunnel Experience’
Free hairstyle included.
Opinion
Storm Names Should Sound More Threatening. ‘Boelo’ Sounds Like a Pudding
By Fergus Lintel.
Opinion
Please, I Beg You, Do Not Go and Look at the Waves
By Isla Gow, in the nicest possible way.
Opinion
I Used My Extra Hour to Listen to the Fence Panel Banging
By Ewan Hay.
Breaking · City Centre
Leaning Tower of Perth: Scott Street Chimney Declares Itself ‘Basically Pisa’, Demands Agent
Unsafe stack near Scott Street Car Park causes cordon and evacuations; chimney reportedly 'loving the attention' while everyone else gets on with being sensible.
Obituaries for Shops
Tick & Tock Horologists (1962–2026)
Fictional clock menders 'went back an hour, and stayed there'.
Obituaries for Shops
Soor Plooms Emporium (1958–2026)
Fictional sweetie shop weighed its last quarter.
Obituaries for Shops
McSoot & Daughter, Chimney Sweeps (1931–2026)
Fictional sweeps 'would have had a lot to say this week'.
World
Giant Pumpkin Season Peaks; Contenders ‘Too Big to Fit Through Gates’
Autumn produce shows around the world.