Local
Perth Harbour Floodgates Close Overnight; Tay Reportedly ‘Gutted It Wasn’t Invited In’
River said to have stood outside Friarton Road for hours 'like a teenager locked out of a party'.
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Breaking · Storm Boelo
Storm Boelo Arrives in Perth, Is Told to Take a Number Behind Storm Austen
Second named storm in two days finds the Fair City's queue system 'very much in operation'; wheelie bins reported migrating south for the winter.
Opinion
The Bins Are Right to Leave. Frankly, I’d Go With Them
By Callum Drummond.
Opinion
Two Storms in Two Days Is Simply Bad Manners
By Moira Pettigrew, who has written to the Met Office.
Sport
Indoor Bowls Enjoys Busiest Weekend Ever as Outdoor Sport Gives Up
'We have a roof. That's our whole pitch.'
Sport
Rugby Lineout Throw Lands in Different Postcode
Hooker 'pleased with distance, less so with direction'.
Sport
Perthshire Kite Club Cancels Session, Citing ‘Too Much of a Good Thing’
'We want to fly kites, not become them.'
Sport
Golf Ball Struck at Gleneagles Achieves Low Earth Orbit
Fictional drive 'still going'.
Sport
St Johnstone Fans Claim Any Goal This Weekend ‘Was Wind-Assisted and Still Counts’
Six Tayside and Fife clubs played in Saturday's weather.
Politics
Council Unveils 40-Page Umbrella Policy; Policy Blows Away
Fictional document last seen near Bridge of Earn.