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Council Unveils 40-Page Umbrella Policy; Policy Blows Away
Fictional document last seen near Bridge of Earn.
Paperwork, airborne. Photo: Epattloamer, “HK Central footbridge Sunday holiday visitors Fibra paper booths Winter wind Dec-2012”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0
PERTH — A fictional new policy on umbrellas in civic buildings was unveiled at 10am and was in Bridge of Earn by 10:04. Officials say a laminated copy is “under consideration”.
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