Obituaries for Shops
Everyday Fixes Gherkin PR Desk (Budget Eve–Budget Day)
Fictional desk closed once the bridie amendment arrived and refused to leave.
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Obituaries for Shops
LOOK AGAIN Pop-Up Stamp Booth (Tue pm–Wed am, 2026)
Fictional booth closed after everyone borrowed the stamp and forgot to return it.
Local Characters
Isa’s Knees Forecast ‘Chilly but Watchable’ for Kick-Off; Brian Told to Bring Coat
Left knee: light breeze. Right knee: take a flask. Met Office: broadly agrees.
Local Characters
Shona’s Red Pen Granted Ceremonial Rest Day; Map Remains Correct
Invergowrie cartographer on light duties after AI week; pen still feared.
Local Characters
Man Appointed Unofficial Flask Steward for North Stand Approaches
Checks lids, lends spares, forbids soup politics.
Local Characters
Woman Runs Bridie Lobby From a Kitchen Table; Gherkins Have Not Replied
Fictional Forfar-adjacent campaigner demands flaky parity on Budget Day.
Local Characters
Meet Dougie, Who Lends Clipboards to Planning Sagas and Asks No Questions
Fictional Dunkeld stationery saint; stamps sold separately.
Roadworks
Dundee Cone Diaspora Sends Thoughtful Postcard to Phase 2
'Wish you were temporary,' it reads, in smudged reflective ink.
Roadworks
Pothole-Pond Ducks Monitor Blairgowrie Works ‘In Case Habitat Opens’
Unionised waterfowl eye temporary standing water with professional interest.
Roadworks
Broxden Offers Paid Consultancy to Emma Street; Invoice Written in Circles
Five exits willing to mentor; payment accepted in indicators.