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Morris Lennie, 74, has waited 39 years for a reason to wear his cowboy hat. The Texas twinning has given him one.
The closure runs from 9 to 13 November. Muthill residents say the diversion is basically a tour of the village, with views.
The closure runs from today. The diversion is short, but Stanley residents say the village has never had so many people looking for it.
The road is closed from today, with a diversion via the A823, A9 and B9141. The glen is expected to be very peaceful indeed.
The westbound closure runs from today until Friday 6 November. Eastbound traffic can carry on as normal, smugly.
The closure runs from 3 to 15 November. Residents along the diversion are bracing themselves for more traffic and more people waving at them by mistake.
Overnight road marking works on the southbound dual carriageway start on Tuesday at 7pm and run until 6am on Thursday, with a convoy and the on-slip closed.
The switch-on weekend promises music, lights and a procession. Perth's children have already started counting the sleeps.
Long waits can end. Perth's perennial runners-up say they have taken heart.
High pressure is expected to hang around. Perth's gardeners, dog walkers and anyone with a ladder have cause to smile.