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Leaves Hold Crisis Talks After Being Told Chloe Isn’t Coming; Refuse to Leave Drives
Autumn foliage 'feels lied to' and has doubled down on letterboxes.
Leaves, entrenched. Photo: , “Autumn leaves on the driveway - geograph.org.uk - 8402470”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0
PERTHSHIRE — Having rearranged themselves for a third named storm, the region’s leaves are now refusing to move on.
“We prepared,” said a fictional sycamore leaf stuck to a windscreen. “We will stay until someone invents a fourth season called Leave-Off.”
Residents are advised to sweep carefully; paths remain slippery after heavy rain.
The real story: Fictional.
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