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Vol. CXII · No. 4,822Late Drizzle EditionPrice: One Tablet
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Obituaries for Shops

Sunny Days Deckchair Hire (2019–2026)

Fictional business finally admits Perth 'might not be the place'.

A deckchair, retired.

A deckchair, retired. Photo: Jebulon, “Parasols, Evening, Beach, Rincon de la Victoria, Andalusia, Spain”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC0

Fictional Sunny Days hired out deckchairs on the North Inch for seven years and made a total of £84. After the storm took the last six chairs to Fife, the owner said “that’s a sign.” He is now opening an umbrella shop.

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