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Perth Museum Visitors Still Queueing to See Stone of Destiny Told It’s ‘Basically a Rock’ by Toddler

Three-year-old's review goes viral; museum says it 'welcomes all critics, including those who are mostly snack'.

Perth Museum, home to Scotland's most famous rock and, now, its most famous critic.

Perth Museum, home to Scotland's most famous rock and, now, its most famous critic. Photo: Sahaib, “The Stone of Destiny, Perth Museum”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 4.0

PERTH — A three-year-old visitor to Perth Museum has delivered what experts are calling “the most honest review of the Stone of Destiny in 700 years”, after loudly announcing to a queue of reverent tourists that it was “basically a rock”.

“There was a hush,” said a visitor from Ohio. “Then a man from Kinross said ‘aye, but it’s OUR rock’ and everyone clapped.”

The museum, which is also currently showing a major Isaac Julien film installation, said it was delighted that visitors of all ages were engaging with the collection. “Some people see 1,000 years of history,” said a staff member. “Some people see a big brick. Both are welcome. Neither may lick it.”

The toddler later reviewed the café scones as “better than the rock”, which staff have taken as a high compliment.

The real story: Real: Perth Museum is home to the Stone of Destiny and is showing Isaac Julien's Lessons of the Hour (Culture Perth & Kinross)

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