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Vol. CXII · No. 4,822Late Drizzle EditionPrice: One Tablet
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Man Appointed Unofficial Flask Steward for North Stand Approaches

Checks lids, lends spares, forbids soup politics.

Steward with thermos.

Steward with thermos. Photo: K. E. Nilsson, “Fem män höjer sina snapsglas ute i en trädgård stående vid ett trädgårdsbord med kaffekoppar och flaskor - Nordiska Museet - NMA.0048890”, via Wikimedia Commons, Public domain

PERTH — Fictional Saints supporter Cal Reid has appointed himself Flask Steward for the walk to McDiarmid.

“Upright lids save friendships,” he said. Early reviews: four stars, one spill.

The real story: Fictional.

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