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Pothole-Pond Ducks Reject Resurfacing Offer; Demand Nesting Rights and a Plaque
Negotiations ongoing; council timeframe remains 'the agreed one'.
Ducks, unionised. Photo: Jaggery, “Puddle Ducks, Station Road, Raglan - geograph.org.uk - 5836100”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0
PERTH — The ducks occupying a flooded pothole have rejected a fictional offer of alternative accommodation in a nicer puddle.
“They want a plaque,” said resident Alan Gray. “Reading ‘On This Spot, Infrastructure Became Habitat’.”
Please drive carefully around floodwater and report genuine hazards the normal way.
The real story: Fictional.
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