Local Characters
Meet Shona, Who Corrects Council Maps With a Red Pen From Her Kitchen
Fictional Invergowrie retiree has fixed Methven twice before breakfast.
Back Issue
Tuesday, 27 October 2026
Roadworks
Broxden Roundabout Observes Blairgowrie Closures ‘With Professional Interest’
Five exits issue joint statement: 'Could be us. Is usually us.'
Roadworks
Pothole-Pond Ducks Reject Resurfacing Offer; Demand Nesting Rights and a Plaque
Negotiations ongoing; council timeframe remains 'the agreed one'.
Roadworks
Cone Convoy From Dundee Reaches Inchture; Morale High, Pace Glacial
Long walk home continues; Perth prepares welcome banner and immediate redeployment.
Roadworks
Satnav Briefly Routes Drivers via AI Map; Three End Up ‘Near St Fillans Emotionally’
Fictional recovery operation involved paper maps and a stern talk.
Roadworks
A93 Phase 2 Begins Wednesday; Cones Hold Strategy Meeting on Beeches Road
Eight-day closure Dunkeld Road to Beeches Road; diversions already rehearsed.
Good News
Primary Class Corrects AI Map With Crayons, Wins Quiet National Pride
Auchterarder coloured in firmly; Methven restored; teacher cries happy tears.
Good News
Candlelight Choir Releases Album ‘Caledonia (Seventeen Times)’ for Lifeboats
Raised another £400 overnight; track seven is also Caledonia.
Good News
Bin-Returning Spaniel Offered ‘Consultant’ Role; Declines, Accepts Sausages
Biscuit remaining focused on core mission: things being where they belong.
Good News
Emma Street Residents Form Wave Club for Diverted Bus Drivers
Coordinated polite waving now recognised as Blairgowrie's soft power.