Good News
Street Opens Permanent ‘Crew Kettle’ on Wall Bracket After Storm Week
Fictional kindness infrastructure: mug hooks, biscuits, laminated thank-you.
Back Issue
Tuesday, 27 October 2026
World
Europe Lists Most Haunted Hotels; Perth B&B Claims ‘The Ghost of Temporary Lights’
Spectral booking platforms brace for October rush.
World
Report Says Europe Remains Travel ‘Powerhouse’; Perth Offers Itself as Soft-Power of Dreich
Domestic and international demand up; Fair City pitches authentic weather.
World
Finland and Norway Call Putin on Peace Talks; Kinross Community Council Calls Everyone Back About the Urn
Diplomatic channels open; urn still empty.
World
Jay-Z Confirmed for Super Bowl Halftime; Perth Karaoke Night Immediately Raises Its Prices
Fictional landlords cite 'global cultural alignment' and a new glitterball.
World
Israelis Vote in First Election Since October 7; Perth Man Votes for Biscuits in Flat Ballot
High turnout reported; Perth flatmate election described as 'also consequential'.
Tourism
Gift Shops Rush Out ‘I Survived the AI Map’ Tea Towels
Collectors' edition shows Auchterarder in three places at once.
Tourism
Halloween in Perth: Come for the Ghosts, Stay Because Emma Street Is Busy
City pitches atmospheric evenings, museum visits and not standing under weakened trees.
Tourism
Dunkeld Retains Cosiness Crown as Winds Ease and Tearooms Fill
Index now includes 'quality of window for watching other people's weather'.
Tourism
‘Storm Breaks’ Customers Demand Partial Refund After Chloe No-Show
Hoteliers offer complimentary scone and a meaningful look at the sky.