Weather
Storm Chloe Already Booked for Tuesday; Perth Asks If It Could At Least Bring Biscuits
Third storm in a week sends calendar into therapy.
Back Issue
Sunday, 25 October 2026
Weather
Rain Furious at Being Given Only a Yellow Warning: ‘I Was Here First’
Heavy downpours in Perthshire until 3pm, says Met Office.
Weather
Met Office Clarifies Amber Warning Is ‘Not the Fun Kind of Amber Like a Traffic Light You Can Race’
Gusts to 70mph; 80mph on the coast.
City Centre
Leaning Chimney Issues Statement: ‘I Am Not Leaning Further, I Am Simply Listening to the Wind’
South Methven Street's most famous stack keeps cordon company through the storm.
Storm Boelo
Trampoline Sighting Hotline Opens; Callers Report ‘Just Bouncing Along the A9’
Fictional hotline swamped within minutes.
Council
Bins Cancel Own Collection Day: ‘We’re Not Going Out in That’
First time in recorded history bins have shown better judgement than humans.
Storm Boelo
Garden Furniture of Perthshire Stages Mass Walkout; Patio Set Spotted in Fife
Union of Plastic Chairs says members 'simply felt the call'.
Obituaries for Shops
Wick & Wax Candle Emporium (2003–2026)
Fictional shop's slogan: 'Burn Bright'. Shop: Did.
Obituaries for Shops
Panel Beaters Fencing Supplies (1979–2026)
Ironically sold out of stock just before the storm.
Obituaries for Shops
The Potting Shed Tearoom (1995–2026)
Fictional café famed for scones the size of hedgehogs.