Politics
MSP Proposes Selling Storm Naming Rights to Fund Potholes
Fictional bill would allow 'Storm Tunnock's'.
Back Issue
Sunday, 25 October 2026
Politics
Westminster Insists It Is ‘Unaffected by Wind’, Is Mostly Made of It
Amber warning stops short of SW1.
Politics
Scottish Government Resilience Room Activated; Biscuit Tin Also Activated
SGORR meets as Boelo approaches.
Local Characters
Woman With 400 Candles ‘Finally Vindicated’
Fictional Senga Moir, of Crieff: 'They all laughed in 2019.'
Local Characters
Kinross Man Who Guesses Storm Names Correctly Every Year Refuses to Reveal Method
Fictional Gordie Bell: 'It's in the tea leaves. And the list they publish.'
Local Characters
Perth’s Self-Appointed Umbrella Surgeon Opens Field Hospital at Bus Station
Fictional Ina Gall reattaches spokes 'with love and Sellotape'.
Local Characters
Man Spends Storm Inside Shed ‘To Keep It Company’
Fictional Tam Kerr, 61, of Scone, describes it as 'like a submarine film'.
Local Characters
Retired Teacher Measures Every Gust With Homemade Anemometer Made From Yoghurt Pots
Fictional Doreen McFie, 74, of Letham, 'confident it's at least breezy'.
Good News
Lifeboat Volunteers Once Again Turn Out to Be the Best People in Scotland
RNLI urges 'extreme caution' at coasts; everyone should listen.
Good News
Local Dog Completely Unbothered by Storm, Asks for Walk Anyway
Ears achieved horizontal for first time.