Good News
Perth Declares Sunday an Official ‘Blanket and Biscuit Day’
Unanimous decision by everyone looking out the window.
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Sunday, 25 October 2026
Good News
Power Engineers Head Out Into Storm; Entire County Offers Them Soup
Kettles on standby in case of reconnection.
Good News
Street Spends Saturday Tying Down Each Other’s Trampolines; Friendships Form
Rope shortage reported at fictional hardware shop.
Roadworks
Fallen Branch Refuses to Move Until Consulted on Its Future
Twig demands stakeholder engagement.
Roadworks
Temporary Traffic Lights Seen Fleeing Site, Still Stuck on Red
Escaped lights 'held up traffic all the way to Crieff'.
Roadworks
A9 Drivers Advised to Hold Steering Wheel ‘Like It Owes You Money’
Police warn: consider whether journeys are really necessary.
Roadworks
Trains Slow to Walking Pace; Passengers Overtaken by Determined Hedgehog
Network Rail speed restrictions across Scotland until winds ease.
Roadworks
Perthshire Traffic Cones Blown to Dundee, Immediately Set Up Roadworks There Out of Habit
'We don't know any other way,' say cones.
Weather
Clocks Go Back, Giving Storm Boelo an Extra Hour to Work With
Wind thrilled by overtime.
Weather
Perth Launches ‘Hood Drawstring Tightness Index’; Sunday Rated ‘Full Raisin’
Scale runs from 'Casual' to 'Only Nose Visible'.